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haven’t updated in three days whoops
omg your poor seventh grade self
ohhhhhhhh.
poor, innocent ivette.
what’s spencers what
going in sex shops with your friends is great bonding experience
the day i turn 18 im going to get myself a tattoo and a dildo
yesterday I
snuckwent into a sex shop for the first time and omgdildos everywhere
the sex shop worker looked like skrillex and didn’t…
this was seriously a life milestone I’m not even joking
it’s always been my dream to enter a sex shop when I turned 18
but I got to do it a year and a half early
everything is so hilarious but I had to try not to laugh in case Skrillex guy asked for my ID
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the day i turn 18 im going to get myself a tattoo and a dildo
yesterday I
snuckwent into a sex shop for the first time and omgdildos everywhere
the sex shop worker looked like skrillex and didn’t check for any ID like come on I look twelve and am only sixteen what a dumb
christ
john omg there was this one wind-up toy of this guy and a girl where when you let it go the guy just like viciously fucked her wow that was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
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